HEMET, CA: Advice-dispensing bombshell Krystal, soon to debut her new exclusive advice column in the DNN Tribune, survived a harrowing car accident this morning. Details are still unfolding at present, and the situation remains fluid.
Fortunately, the tough-talking webcaster with the heart of gold was uninjured in the crash, which has left her shaken up, but physically all right. Unfortunately, her 4-door compact sedan suffered extensive damage to the doors and panels on the passenger side. It does still appear to be driveable.
2015 was not the easiest year for the self-proclaimed Blab Ass Bitch, and this setback before the holidays is particularly regrettable. “What else, Life? What the fuck else??” was her immediate quote. DNN wishes her the best.