Hessler – Dick Vows
Christopher Roy Dickens finally found the heart throb and love of his life, even if it was in his final years, when he fell to his knees in asking marriage and life sharing with the svelte Cynthia Hessler.
Dick was smitten with the overly sexy Hessler during their first cheek-to-cheek encounter, professing his still existing male fertility, and desires for 7 more children, as the joyous couple walked around the local discount mall. Cynthia commented that it has been an uphill battle, due to family concerns. “My 68 year old mom was a bit taken aback by Dick being 3 years younger than my mom, but once Dick told his exciting background about being a CIA agent undercover, she saw the same stuff in Dick that I fell in love with too.”
The young spirited Cynthia professed her feisty admiration and love for the Dick by saying “the problem with my new marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast with lots of cuddling, slurping, and tongue kissing !”
After our DNN reporters caught up with the new Mrs. Dick after their honeymoon weekend at the nearby Motel 6, a glowing and ravished Cynthia looked into the clouds and exclaimed “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life !”