Grumpy Kent Sets You Straight – May 11th 2016


His name is Kent and he is grumpy! He doesn’t like the modern world, or you, but that won’t stop him from setting you straight! He likes fancy candy but can’t often afford it since he is on a fixed income. Love him or hate him, he doesn’t care! It’s Grumpy Kent!



I’m facing a moral dilemma. My online best friend told me that she’s been cheating on her online boyfriend with our other guy online friend. She made me promise not to tell, but I’m friends with her BF too, and he deserves to know. What should I do?!

Anyone that actually understands this question needs to take a serious look at themselves in the mirror and wonder why they are wasting their life. In my day, we were trustworthy and honorable; stop being so pathetic!

I am popular, but I’m wondering if it’s worth the trouble. I have many online friends, and talk all the time, all while trying to stay popular. It’s hard to hide behind this fake smile. Is being popular worth it?

The more I am exposed to the youth of today the more I am certain we are doomed. DOOMED!

I’ve been going out with a guy online for a few weeks now. He’s fun and talkative when we’re in a group, but when we’re alone, he barely talks. All we do is watch movies online or skype. It’s so awkward! Please help me!

Ahh, affairs of the heart. There is no help for you. All men are evil. Evil!

My online friend asks to borrow every time I see him. I feel mean saying no to him, but he already owes me $20 from before! What should I do?

I think you should start a gofundme account; it’s the bees knees; everyone is doing it. Now get off my lawn you loser!

I have been really aggressive lately. It’s making a lot of people not really like me and I get so worked up about nothing. Can you suggest something to do???

Can you hang a punching bag from the ceiling?

Some have called me the following names: A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown! How should I respond?

You tell them to knock it off with all the jibber-jabber and get a life!