Lots of people got problems with their feets! Somebody tried to chop my foot in half but they missed and now I have a bionic foot. Some feets problems are caused by bad hygiene. Don’t ignore washing your feets because you are too lazy to bend, ok?
Athlete’s Foot – Look, yuck! Be a couch potato if this is what happens to your feets by being an athlete!
Hammertoes – You want this is you lie alot! It comes pre-crossed!
Plantar Fasciitis – It sounds like you get it from gardening but you don’t, you fucking don’t!
Gout – This happens to lots of fat people!