You had to go make a hole in your body! Now look what you’ve done! Silly humans – make whole, not hole!
Why would you make a hole near your eyes? That’s just crazy!
Nobody wants to kiss you now! You can’t even take care of your nails, what made you think you could handle a piercing?
Open up and say… what the hell were you thinking, man????
Blech! Yuck! Why?