Lots of people don’t like spiders. Pound for pound they may be the nastiest bastards out there. They will kill you for just being in their way. The Illuminati tried to give them a makeover with that whole Spider-Man thing but it has not worked, people still fear spiders. Let’s have a look at some of their documented damage.
A brown recluse did this. Not too bad, I think he will live!
WHAT THE HELL, RECLUSE? I just said you weren’t that bad!
BROWN RECLUSE YOU ARE EVIL!
What the fiddle, man? What the franking fiddle?
I’ve had enough, let this guy tell you about more spiders doing spider things.